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Aug 31, 2014 / 169,120 notes

Bend ur frckn knees

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Aug 27, 2014 / 94,541 notes



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Aug 27, 2014 / 113,241 notes
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Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

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Aug 23, 2014 / 169 notes

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Aug 23, 2014 / 98,989 notes

me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar
Aug 23, 2014 / 651,825 notes


by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

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Aug 23, 2014 / 213,725 notes


FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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