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theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…
Aug 1, 2014 / 330,466 notes

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

(via princesseatingmacaroni)

Aug 1, 2014 / 10,512 notes
spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II
Aug 1, 2014 / 117,119 notes

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

(via princesseatingmacaroni)

Aug 1, 2014 / 454,268 notes

kushtestedmotherapproved:

thomasscohen:

this is probably the best quote from anything ever

Basically

(via princesseatingmacaroni)

Aug 1, 2014 / 238,422 notes

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

(via crystallized-teardrops)

Aug 1, 2014 / 780,123 notes

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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thetomska:

brihime:

Omg dude..

Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?
Jul 30, 2014 / 237,736 notes

thetomska:

brihime:

Omg dude..

Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?

(via andrewquo)

Jul 30, 2014 / 266,830 notes

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

(via infamousgod)

youfeelingthis:

FUCKING CHEEF KEEF POSTER
Jul 30, 2014 / 146,923 notes

youfeelingthis:

FUCKING CHEEF KEEF POSTER

(via dulect)

pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross
Jul 30, 2014 / 17,970 notes

pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross

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